Dear Mr. Graydon colon)

 My eyes are fully open to your awful situation

So Im writing you this letter to offer compensation

When the letter that you wrote to me arrived here tuesday morning

I discovered upon reading that we shuld have given you warning

Since the only possibility is that our wax is rancid

Im sending you a refund of all the money you advanced

Im sorry, but we have improved the floorwax batter

 I hope you dont take your business else where

so I hoped we solved this matter.

Enclosed you’ll find a small container of the new stuff i talk about

just carefully remove the lid and

take a whiff if you’ve a doubt

I hope you did not have to alert the daily papers

about the news of how your office was affected by our vapors

which is why i choose to write to you this confedential letter

full of strong reccomendation that you use the new floorwax batter

I just hope it didnt require you to have your floor relaid

and if it did i will pay the bill.

Sincerley,

John Hudson