Fun with Thesaurus’
When I promenade out that door, I deficient to province into the womb of time. I dearth to have dibs on tutelage to see the light of life tot he fullest and not appropriate everything so seriously. Ascertain that it is O.K. To roll the stone of Sisyphus sometimes and I don’t always retain to deporting by the aphorism. I require to be felicitous with my life. I crave to still acquire the confrères I obtain now and for each of us to have a triumphant sentience. I lack to maintain Paula Deen as my gourmand and Green Day to be gamboling and for me to contend thereupon them. I omit the whole kit and kaboodle of my fraternization to be hereunto. I would fancy Kurt Cobain to behoove fecund to refute him and inquire him whereby he matrixed. I miss by a mile Mrs. Cotter to be there to glad hand me démodé the portal. Though in this out of sight life there may be paradox interregnum, I will forevermore ween that aggregate will be zenith and I can prevail it.
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Well I read this today as part of the assignment and I couldn’t understand most of it, which you already know. I like the way all the unusual words sound even though I can’t pronounce most of them… hehe.
And just so that everyone else who reads this knows: The Miss Cotter part of Sam’s wish came true last Friday after she wrote it down! Creepy!! =P
I laughed. I cried. I kept crying. I threw things. I truly don’t understand more than seventeen words of this =). I still think you should’ve written everyone’s essay for them, then maybe I could have my hexagonal house.